• murderer: okay so basically i'm going to kill you-
  • me: cool but i gotta finish this last fanfic chapter first
  • murderer: i don't think-
  • me: oh my lord there's this movie i have to watch do you wanna watch too?
  • murderer: well-
  • me: it's got tom hiddleston in it don't you like him? he's so attractive
  • murderer: um
  • me: oh and before i die you gotta delete my computer's hard drive okay? that's important
  • murderer: but-
  • me: crap i haven't written my will who will i give my Avengers action figures to?
  • murderer: why are you asking me-
  • me: i mean obviously thor and loki have to go to the same person we can't separate them
  • murderer:
  • me: they'd be so lonely poor bbs wait that reminds me of this fanfiction i read
  • murderer: you know what i'm just gonna let myself out.
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