August 2012
huge-motha-fuckin-snake:
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
July 2012
fearfulpistol:
what if edward elric did exist
but he was just too small to be seen
araneaschoicefrustration:
i like how this was just “messing around” back then
and now if you want to be productive you have to cut off a head or
bite your fucking leg off
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
me: homestuck hasn't updated in a while and i'm upset
me: homestuck just updated and i'm upset
How To Defeat Lord English
trickstersgambit:
tungsten-edge:
calibornslover:
hold his hand
If you really want to fuck him up,
cop a feel
You’re both wrong. You have to kiss his cheek!
thewolvesofwinter:
pan2dapan:
cerberusdad:
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
Fuck yes
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
elasticitymudflap:
Today in Homestuck:
A GIANT MUSCLED GREEN SKULL ALIEN WITH CUE BALLS FOR EYES JUST FUCKING SHOOP DA WHOOP’D AND DESTROYED THE AFTERLIFE AFTER BITING OFF HIS OWN LEG IN THE PAST AND GOING ON A QUEST TO KILL EVERYTHING FOREVER
EVERYBODY’S DEAD
EVEN THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE DEAD
Watch
Remember when we thought dream bubbles were safe?
demonoflight:
Remember when we thought that, even if the doomed and dead kids were gone, it’s okay because they’re at least hanging out with each other in the dream bubbles?
Yeah, let’s never assume anyone in Homestuck is safe again.
It just hurts later.
