huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
fearfulpistol: what if edward elric did exist but he was just too small to be seen
araneaschoicefrustration: i like how this was just “messing around” back then and now if you want to be productive you have to cut off a head or bite your fucking leg off
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
me: homestuck hasn't updated in a while and i'm upset
me: homestuck just updated and i'm upset
How To Defeat Lord English
trickstersgambit: tungsten-edge: calibornslover: hold his hand If you really want to fuck him up, cop a feel You’re both wrong. You have to kiss his cheek!
thewolvesofwinter: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie Fuck yes
roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
elasticitymudflap: Today in Homestuck: A GIANT MUSCLED GREEN SKULL ALIEN WITH CUE BALLS FOR EYES JUST FUCKING SHOOP DA WHOOP’D AND DESTROYED THE AFTERLIFE AFTER BITING OFF HIS OWN LEG IN THE PAST AND GOING ON A QUEST TO KILL EVERYTHING FOREVER EVERYBODY’S DEAD EVEN THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE DEAD
Remember when we thought dream bubbles were safe?
demonoflight: Remember when we thought that, even if the doomed and dead kids were gone, it’s okay because they’re at least hanging out with each other in the dream bubbles? Yeah, let’s never assume anyone in Homestuck is safe again. It just hurts later.