too coal for you
korrawr: pencil-paper-passion: rufftoon: arijandro: isaia: dottily: bolin x rock puns mako x no fun allowed OH SHIT #Bolin in the deep Too much Korra goodness not to reblog. Must reblog… Literally laughing out load. BOLIN + PUNS = MY OTP
person: what is your talent?
me: being able to read smut in public with a straight face
ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama is able to destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes before he gets elected.
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Fandom Forecast for today
Sherlock: Still waiting
Cabin Pressure: Still waiting
Glee: Still waiting
Avengers: Still waiting
Hobbit: Still waiting
Legend of Korra: FREAKING OUT ALL OVER TUMBLR
Hunger Games: FREAKING OUT ALL OVER TUMBLR
Supernatural: FREAKING OUT ALL OVER TUMBLR
Doctor Who: FREAKING OUT ALL OVER TUMBLR *and* STILL WAITING
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you.
nina-fox: demisexuals-unite: silvergreene: truffelaqueen: princeofcockies: thepurpletigress: I am shy at first and then I get creepy. Yes. Everyone say hi to me. I like ranting uwu I swear I don’t bite, though. I only lick. I’m ussually to shy to make the first move If your following me, then I want to make friends but I just don’t know how to go about it YEssss. Be my...
Homestuck Pairing Nicknames! (add on any you can...
Dave/Jade: Bitch in Heat
Roxy/Jane: Cotton Candy, rumcake
Dave/John: Hammertime, Pepsicola
Gamzee/Tavros: Peanutbutter Jelly
Gamzee/Tavros/Dave: Peanutbutter Jelly Time
Jade/Rose: Gun n Roses
Jake/Dave: Adventure Time
Jake/Aradia: ....also Adventure Time
Jack Noir/PM: Blackmail
WV/PM: Constitutional Monarchy
Dave/Sollux: The Birds and The Bees
Aradia/Sollux: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Primary colors
Dirk/Jake: Save a Horse Ride an Adventurer, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Peas and Carrots
Dirk/Roxy: Cat in the Hat, My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk (fuck you this is brilliant)
John/Equius: Heir Force One
Jade/Gamzee: today i put jelly on this hot god
Tavros/Sollux: sick firewalls
Karkat/Equius: horseshoe crab / blood, sweat and tears
Kanaya/Eridan: saw right through you
Jane/Roxy/Jake/Dirk/John/Rose/Dave/Jade: alphabeta soup
Jake/Roxy: double pistols and a wonk
Gamzee/Vriska: 8 of Clubs
Sollux/Vriska: Lemons 'n Blueberries
Mindfang/Vriska: Yo Hoes
Davesprite/Eridan: Orange and Grape Jam
Eridan/Roxy: White Wixards and a cocktail
WQ/BQ: Black and Tan cocktail
Karkat/Sn0wman: Zebra on roller skates
Nepeta/Terezi: Scratch and Sniff
John/Karkat/Jake: Shitty Movie Bros
Equius/Kanaya: Iron Maiden
Equius/Dirk: Robot Unicorn, HOOFBEATS
Jane/Sollux: Honey Bun
Tavros/Jade(or Aradiasprite): Bullfrog
John/Meenah: Stormy Seas
Roxy/AR: Martini Glasses