ivanoooze: Hold on February 29, 2012 2/29/12 2 + 29 + 12 = 43 George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States He was 62 when he left office 62 - 43 = 19 19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday The 19th Pokemon is Rattata Rattata evolves into Raticate Raticate rhymes with State The 43rd state is Idaho Idaho Potatoes Potatoes…Ireland…. Today will...
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Friend: You read too much. Surely that's a bit unhealthy?
Me: I HOPE YOU GET REAPED INTO THE HUNGER GAMES AND THEN DIE AND GET TURNED INTO A FORSAKEN AND THEN GET WHIPPED BY DRAKE WHILST WEARING HADES' GYM SHORTS AND EATEN BY THE BEAST AND NEVER TURN PRETTY AND GET POSSESSED BY A REMNANT AND GET AVADA KEDAVRA'D BY VOLDEMORT
Me: wait what
YO SKULDUGGERY FANDOM: REBLOG WITH YOUR TAKEN...
Taken name: Hythe Noceur (One who stays up all night, a night owl.) Adept. (Elemental is great and all, but I wouldn’t be a fighter in the least = No use.) Adept seems more flexible to me. Uh a gun…A gun sounds good.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
thesleepingfawn: mychemicalnachos: when the character in the book you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
you know who would have made a great American...
iheartrogues: fwips: Hey Sherlock, get over here, man. I found some Fresh Prints. Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
Initiate Defenestration: PRODUCTIVITY →
thatonezombiechick: tuesdayromantic: beepony: stale-brain-cake: I AM GOING TO GET SOME HOMEWORK DONE TODAY LET’S READ “ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES (by means of natural selection OR the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life)” FOR READING AND WRITING…
Guys. I just made Brownies.
They’re so delicious. Full of walnuts and stuff, like I don’t even know how they come out so good every time I make them. Ah, however I did burn my arm a bit while testing to see if there was done with a toothpick. Kind of stings but— It’s toooooootally worth it though. I’m thinking of it as a war wound, and the rewards I shall reap (Mah brownies) will be...
Poor baby Tom @.@
wantstobelieve: I’ve lost my mum and my dad. I, too, have long lost mine. But yours we shall find where the woods have no harm. —- Hiddleston said he ‘thought he was lost in the woods’ when he was 8. Well truth is he totally did… but the memory from that day has always been a bit misty. Woah guys, wooooooaaah.
I am SOOOO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK'S WALKING DEAD...
SERIOUSLY. AFTER LAST WEEKS EPISODE AND THIS WEEKS EPISODE, I HAVE BEEN IN A STATE OF DARYL WITHDRAWL. BUT NEXT WEEK—DARYL WILL HAVE ME SCREECHING AT MY TV SCREEN. TORTURE? YES. MORE BADASSERY. YYEEEES. KNIFE AND BLOODY KNUCKLE ACTION. DUDE YES.
policeboxinvauxhallarches: hamstercatapult: marvelousmimu: wibblywobblytumblrywumblry: ancient-amateur: sherlogic: someinsanityrequired: hiyaj0die: aroseforreagan: Benedict Cumberbatch to play The Master on Doctor Who! http://www.express.co.uk/features/view/304650 Wholock fans Hit the ceiling LEGITIMATE SCREAMIIIING! SCREAMING [[I SCREAMED SO HARD LIKE OUT LOUD]] ...
DARYL BABY WHAT.
sototallyaster: Hell, at least you’re back next episode. I don’t give a fuck what you do.
crossbowsandwalkers: wonderboner: crossbowsandwalkers: wonderboner: OH MY FUCKING GOD NEXT WEEKS EPISODE. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT SHIT? DARYL OMG. BUT HE’S GOING TO TORTURE THE KID YEAH. AND ITS GONNA BE FUCKING SEXY. BABIES
I'm sorry but we have to take a second to freak...
thewinchesterswagger: winchesterstew: YOU DONT FUCK WITH HIS BOYS OR HE’LL FUCK YOU UP!! HE LIKES THEM!!! HE REALLY LIKES THEM!! MY BABY THINKS OF THEM AS HIS BOYS!!